Severance Computer

The work is mysterious and important.

Here at Lumon Industries, we know that a worker is only as good as their tools. That’s why we strive to provide our severed employees with the very latest in data refinement technology. Our top of the line computers and refinement workstations ensure the severed workforce maintains a near-constant state of divine efficiency. When they’re not takling shop around the water cooler, that is.

At Lumon Industries you’re always doing your best work, even when you don’t know it.

I just can’t bring myself to spend that much money on a mechanical keyboard when I’ve been using the same wireless Logitech keyboard for at least the last decade without any problems whatsoever, carpal tunnel be damned!